I Have Really Cool Tattoos I'm Cold sweatshirt | Funny Tattoo Phrase Crewneck
I Have Really Cool Tattoos I'm Cold sweatshirt | Funny Tattoo Phrase Crewneck
This cozy crewneck speaks with dry humor and easy charm. The soft, midweight fabric drapes just right—warm enough for chilly mornings, light enough for layering on brisk nights. A bold, vintage-inspired typographic design sits center chest, calling out a cheeky confession that reads like a wink from someone who’d rather stay inside with a hot drink than brave the cold. Wear it around town, to low-key gatherings, or curled up on the couch; it’s the kind of sweatshirt that starts conversations without trying too hard. Product features - Embroidery available on chest or wrists for added texture and detail. - Made from a durable 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and longevity. - Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a cleaner fit and reduced fabric waste. - Ethically sourced US cotton with OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and DTF inner neck labels. - Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching at seams for shape retention and reinforced durability. Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Do not iron
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |